Ahh hookup sites, the modern way to get it on in the digital age. We love them because it’s like going online shopping for hotties all day and all night. Usually, it doesn’t cost that much to sign up and if you’re lucky, you end up making it all the way to home base with some cutie you’ve met only hours earlier. All you need to do is exchange some raunchy messages and you’re in! You can actually hook up with a ton of different hotties in one week – or one day if you’re truly a stud! Our suggestion? Wear protection.
But, as we are sure you already know, hooking up with a girl or guy from a hookup website isn’t always as easy as it should be. For those of you who have been in the hookup site game for ages, you know that getting a match to get down and dirty with you isn’t always easy. And, while it has a lot to do with your ability to flirt like a pro and say the right thing, it also has an awful lot to do with the types of hookup sites you’re engaging with because there are many types.
Affair Hookup Sites: Affair hookup sites are interesting because they are full of people who are either interested in married people or looking for an affair themselves. It’s not that hard to score on these sites because the premise is pretty sexy already.
Gay Hookup Sites: There’s something about gay hookup sites that is a lot steamier than straight ones. For gay men especially, dick pics and hookup meetings seem to be right around the corner at all times. With these sites, meeting in person isn’t too difficult.
LGBTQ Hookup Sites: These hookup sites are different from ‘gay hookup sites’ because while gay sites seem to cater to men, LGBTQ sites cater to everyone. These are sites like The System. While people are sexual on these sites, they are sometimes seeking a deeper connection.
Sugar sites: Sex is pretty much always on the table, but at a price.
Free Hookup Sites: Sites like Tinder and Bumble are what we mean when we say ‘free hookup sites.’ On these sites, you never know if your match is interested in a hookup, one-night stand, or full-blown relationship. That’s why you’ve got to be crafty when messaging girls for a casual sex fling on these sites.
Hookup/Relationship Sites: There are sites like Match that seem to lean more towards establishing a relationship and attract a lot of serious folks. The profiles are usually a bit more in-depth than the ones you’d find on a free hookup website.
Fuck sites: These sites are pretty pornographic in nature and there are only members who are down to get dirty, sext, and have sex. The drawback is that sometimes there are bots which can get pretty annoying.
As you can see, there are different types of hookup sites for you to make awesome profiles on and find sexy matches, but each one is a little bit special and unique in its own way. It’s best to keep this in mind when you are creating your bio!
There are some basic rules you can follow when it comes to creating a profile in the hopes of getting laid and not wasting your time messaging and messaging girls who won’t meet up. It starts with the photo. When you are choosing your picture or pictures for your profile album, you want to be sexual but not creepy. You might think you’ve nailed dancing this fine line, but if that were true would you be reading this article right now? Here are some rules to live by when picking photos for your profile if you are looking to bang and not start a relationship (but don’t want to creep anyone out!)
Take off the shades: Pictures of you in sunglasses might make you think that you look cool, but they take away from the personality in pictures and can come off as a little, well, shady. Right off the bat, it looks like you are hiding something. So, show off those beautiful eyes.
Smile: Seriously, a smile goes a long way. If you don’t want to scare people off and you’d like to appear friendly, smile!
Leave your kids out of the picture: You’re trying to get someone to sleep with you, not be a step-parent to your kids. With that in mind, it’s important to leave the kiddies at home where they belong and not on a fuck site.
Try to avoid selfies: This is a little different for men than it is for women. For some reason, female selfies don’t come off as cringe-worthy as male selfies do. But, any selfie seems a little try-hard.
Avoid the gym pics: Again, gym pictures make you seem like you might be trying too hard. If you want to show off your body, get a nice photo from the beach.
You’re probably wondering, after reading all of these rules, what pictures actually work. Here’s the ideal picture: A photo of you smiling effortlessly at the beach. Simple.
Now, for the bio. You are going to want to be upfront about the fact that you want at one-night-stand or are seeking casual sex without seeming creepy, scary, or overly perverse. Even if you are looking for a match who is all about sex, an overtly sexual profile can be a bit scary when it comes to meeting someone in person. Remember, you are just a stranger on the internet. How does your match know you’re trustworthy enough to casually bang? What you’ll want to do is show that you’re a fun-loving person who is looking for a great time, but nothing serious. Here’s a great example:
“Hey there! Thanks for stopping by my profile. I don’t want to waste your time, so I am just going to come out and say that I am looking for completely casual, no-strings-attached naughty fun. Hit me with a line if you are interested in the same.”
This works because it’s not too aggressive, but gets straight to the point. This is the kind of message that will attract exactly what you want without wasting anyone’s time… including your own!
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